To start with we have never been mods, rockers or bikers, or owned a leather jacket or parka. Trialmaster jacket and I always prefer the term motorcyclist, ok Alan that gives you some ammunition! Ok we are going to IOW scooter rally August bank holiday weekend! And we are going to leave the Hymer at home, yes we are going on the scooter! I did mention the word camping but had to duck pretty quickly! So we have hired a Shepard's but for the weekend! On a wacky rustic type campsite called the Windmill, do a Google search you will see what I mean. Only £30.60 return for the scooter with Red funnel, same crossing with the Hymer was £260!!! So scooter plus accommodation will be less than taking the van So madness or Adventure we'll let you know how it turns out! Just praying for some dry weather?